the rules of the game....

Now let me preface this post by saying that I in no way think that heterosexual sex is disgusting and gross. It's not my cup of tea, but Tonya, D and I were laughing and joking during the weekend and the following developed as a result of our joking around. If you are easily offended or faint of heart, might be best to skip this one.

D and I have both had experiences with girls before coming out of the closet. Mine was limited to a finger, whereas my husband was in for much more. Tonya likes to tease us about that time in our lives. Recently we were talking about that part of the female body and I refered to it using my favorite word, "cooter". Things progressed and we began to reference my finger as "the cooterfinger". The term has now come to mean the condition one has if they have had relations with a woman. We decided that there should, however, be an expiration date on how long you can teased for having cooterfinger. Below are the rules:

I will use myself as an example. My one and only incident that resulted in cooterfinger happened when I was 18 years old. My cooterfinger will not go away until I am 36 years old. In other words you have to wait double the age of the last event.

Let's say you are gay, but feel that one day a girl might turn you on and you decide to try it again. (We are no longer using me as an example here kids!). So if, at age 35, you get the cooterfinger again after a 15 year hiatus, you then must wait for expiration until age 70. It's a sad day for a few of my friends!

We haven't really delved into what this means for girls. I mean I imagine most masturbate so that pretty much gives them permanent cooterfinger right?